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Joke of the Day
"People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself."
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"[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh"
"How do you organise a space party? You planet."
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"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."
"A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money... but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish."
"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."