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Joke of the Day
"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."
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"*Licks the fire in your soul *Burns tongue"
"r/jokes, please enlighten me. What are some of the most downright offensive White People jokes you know."
"Still don't know what I did wrong. My girlfriend was happy when I brought her home a bouquet of flowers. Her mood changed when I told her I found them by a lamp post."
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"
"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"
"Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."
"My sex life is just like star wars: Its either Han Solo, or i have to use the force."