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Joke of the Day
"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""
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"I just found my old Nokia phone from 2003. It still has 87% battery life left."
"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"
"This one time, I went to prison, but I got out without a scratch- I beat off all the other prisoners"
"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"
"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."
"Why don't married men live as long as single men? They don't want to!"
"""I think that kid's a robot"" What? ""Look at his mouth"" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* ""That's exactly what a robot would say"""
"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""