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Joke of the Day
"I love drowning... It just takes my breath away."
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"Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!"
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"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."
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