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Joke of the Day

"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."

"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."

"Girls are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, ""At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."""

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Your job sucks"

"What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? One is an array of cunning stunts!"

"How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you. Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round."

"More ""kills"" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is.... American Swiper."

"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"

"Saw this in a Textbook today What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them"

"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"