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Joke of the Day

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb One American to hire a Mexican to change the bulb and other 323.99 million to complain about outsiders stealing their jobs"

"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"

"What's the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump"

"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"

"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""

"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"

"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."

"*Reads your tweets, vomits into a bucket, mails bucket to you*- see what you made me do?"

"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"

"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."