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Joke of the Day
"Well well well... looks like someone put on some weight again. ~ my pants right now"
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"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory? He really made a spectacle of himself."
"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."
"Rapper Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. :)"
"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."
"Two peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted."
"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"
"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."
"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."