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Joke of the Day

"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."

"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."

"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"

"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"