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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory? She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired? They all came back."

"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"

"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."

"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"

"Why did the Kenyans win the marathon? They heard there was water at the end"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"

"CHECK OUT BUZZFEED'S TOP 10 LIST OF GODS FOR ATHEISTS. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, OR 10."

"Can you believe my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?! 2:30am! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums..."

"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."

"What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction"