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Joke of the Day
"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."
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"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"
"I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over."
"RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed."
"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."
"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"Noah build an ark ""what? why"" I'm gunna flood the earth ""just give me fish powers"" [jealous he didn't think of that] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!"
"everyone's always asking me 'is your son named after the movie?' and I'm like no idiot Sharknado's 5 yrs old and the movie came out in 2013"