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Joke of the Day

"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."

"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"

"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."

"Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty."

"What do O'douls and going down on your sister have in common? (NSFW) It tastes the same but it's just not quite right."

"A woman files for divorce from her husband... citing that he makes too many Star Wars puns. When asked if this is true the husband says, ""Divorce is strong with this one."""

"I was in a band One of our roadies was a German man. There was a Czech one too. Czech 1-2, Czech 1-2"

"TIL about Cunningham's law which states: The best way to get an answer online is to ask the question nicely."

"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"

"How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted? He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."