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Joke of the Day

"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"

"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."

"What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor? The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)"

"They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well...now they are not. Wait..."

"Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field."

"I always watch the credits at the end of a movie just to see if there's a chance I got drunk and stumbled onto the set."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"

"Did you hear about the proctologists collectible Corvettes? He wrecked em'."