2003
Joke of the Day
"Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'"
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"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo.. I had to put my foot down"
"HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone."
"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""
"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"
"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."
"Why are there not more black golfers? Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club."
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"
"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"
"Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies."