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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""

"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."

"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

"If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours."

"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"Opposites If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"