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Joke of the Day

"The Internet manages to show how far Homo Sapeins have come while simultaneously showing how far they haven't."

"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""

"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"

"Daffy-nition for indefinitely... .... ... Indefinitely (adv.) In def in it lee .... .... .... When your balls are slapping up against her ass you're in definitely!"

"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"

"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She can use your wifes clothes"

"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."