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Joke of the Day

"If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever."

"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."

"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."

"GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf"

"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."

"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."

"Woman:""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Man: ""Either way love, we'll be having sex in a minute"""

"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."

"Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class..."

"What goes cackle cackle boom? A witch in a minefield."