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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"My friend was called fat today. I told him ""It'll be okay, just keep your chins up""."

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"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"

"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."

"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"