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Joke of the Day
"A chef was worriEd that he would mess up dessert... Turned out to be a piece of cake!"
Next Joke
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."
"I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee."
"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"
"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"
"My dad told me if I kept jacking off I'd go blind. I said dad, I'm over here"
"Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul."
"I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer."
"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."
"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."