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Joke of the Day
"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."
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"All these phone companies advertising for ""More lines, more savings!"" But when I do more lines my savings go to shit."
"[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to ""Land of the fleek & home of the bae"""
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."
"If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer. They are men with codes."
"Sieved flour to rule them all A pinch of salt to grind them Cup of milk, then mix them all add an egg to bind them -Lord of the Onion Rings"
"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""
"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."
"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."