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Joke of the Day

"Knock! Knock....."

"I was telling people about my Mona Lisa joke... but I wasn't getting much of a smile about it."

"Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet but most have just four."

"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."

"I don't believe death is the end. In my heart I know that, long after I'm gone, I will continue to receive Hot Summer Deal!!! emails."

"ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later"

"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."

"Your momma so dirty she serves more requests than HTTP"

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."