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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"
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"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"
"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""
"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."
"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."
"My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions."
"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."
"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."