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Joke of the Day

"It's mean to give a homeless person money for food without giving him money for a phone too... How do you expect him to Instargram the food?"

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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but they can't eat it."
"Did Jesus ever get drunk? I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once."
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"The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter."
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