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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden"
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"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."
"What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change? The double slit experiment."
"My Altima's name is Liam Nissan"
"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."
"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."
"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"
"Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew"
"The Knicks ....that's all"
"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."