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Joke of the Day

"The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter."

"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""

"What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless."

"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."

"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."

"What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish."

"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"

"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."

"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"

"'Doctor, I have a drinking problem!' 'I'm always drunk whenever I'm traveling between countries!' Doctor - 'Sounds like you're a borderline alcoholic.'"