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Joke of the Day
"The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter."
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"
"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam. What did the dam say to the fish? Dumb bass."
"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."
"I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*"
"Sometimes I'm depressed and then a girl stars one of my tweets and it's like YAAAAYYYY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"
"I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers."
"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"
"What do my relationships and fat people have in common? They never work out."
"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."