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Joke of the Day

"I've been reading an interesting book about rainbows and colors. It taught me different ways to view color. It's not all black and white"

"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""

"knock knock for the watch"

"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"

"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."

"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."

"Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine."

"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."

"What's a pirates FAVORITE letter? *They ALWAYS say Rrrrr* ""You'd think its Rrrrr but it's the sea they love"""