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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."

"Why was the lion a terrible cannibal? He couldn't swallow his pride."

"Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !"

"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"

"do you know why its called pms? 'Cause mad cow was taken"

"How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey."

"So it is my anniversary I couldn't think of what to get her... But I finally settled on a plunger, because bitches love bringing up old shit"

"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."

"Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK"

"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"