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Joke of the Day

"How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? I use them both to get off."

"The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now"

"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."

"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said: ""I don't want to be obamaself"""

"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"What do you call a Crazy Female Deer? A Doenut"

"My mom never liked Bill Cosby's jokes. She says they put her to sleep."

"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."