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Joke of the Day
"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help."
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"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 bucks. What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars? Why do you want 10 dollars?"
"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"
"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."
"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."
"Why is it better to be a redditor rather than a suicide bomber? You are guaranteed to meet more virgins.."
"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"