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Joke of the Day
"My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle."
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"I went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week."
"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."
"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."
"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""
"Only 2010's kids will get this... Measles"
"*cop pulls me over* Have you been drinking? No I- *water bottle now full of wine* *officer lowers shades. its Jesus* No one will believe you"
"Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time"
"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"
"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"