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Joke of the Day

"*walking in forest* *tree falls and makes a loud noise* WOAH *tree gets up* *tree pull a knife on me* ""You didn't hear SHIT"" *tree runs off*"

"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes at least three light bulbs."

"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."

"What's black, has eight legs, and makes a woman scream? Gangrape"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Did you hear about the Egyptian boatman who refused to believe his craft was sinking? He was in denial"

"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"

"Watched the movie Gravity tonight. Didn't see as much gravity as I expected. Two thumbs down based on that."

"My girlfriend always wakes up with a huge smile on her face. Goddamnit, I love my Sharpie!"

"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."