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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend always wakes up with a huge smile on her face. Goddamnit, I love my Sharpie!"
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"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."
"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."
"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."
"What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels."
"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."
"Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig."
"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."
"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."