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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow- woman?? Snowballs..."
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"If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart"
"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."
"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."
"I don't watch Soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take my friends out to the bar."
"My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice."
"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""
"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"
"My wife wants to go see the Suffragette movie. But she doesn't get a vote."
"Why did the car swerve off the road? It hit the chicken. Bazing!"