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Joke of the Day

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself.."

"Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine"

"Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""

"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"

"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"So i recently came over my ex... Hit her right in the eye! Sorry."

"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."

"How do inmates pay for things in prison? With ConCurrency, of course."