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Joke of the Day
"My wife wants to go see the Suffragette movie. But she doesn't get a vote."
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"Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul."
"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"
"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."
"I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself."
"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"
"Whats the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina"
"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"