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Joke of the Day

"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."

"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."

"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""

"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"

"Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."