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Joke of the Day

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No-one: feminists don't change anything."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"

"If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."

"I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs."

"HEY LOOK AT MY COCK!!! Isn't it a pretty rooster?"

"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."

"A homeless lady agreed to let me take her home I don't understand why she got pissed when I loaded the cardboard box in my pickup truck."

"When I ""rage against the machine"" the machine is usually a printer."