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Joke of the Day

"If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."

"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."

"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"

"There are two types of people in this world. People who pee in the shower and people who lie about it."

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus"

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"

"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."

"The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't."

"These jokes about semen are getting out of hand Seriously guys, put a sock in it"