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Joke of the Day

"If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"

"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."

"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are fun to ride until your friends find out."

"Darling, what does pedophile mean? I'll tell you when you're older."

"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."

"Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies? Too many thank-you notes."

"What's the worst thing you can hear when your giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."