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Joke of the Day

"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"

"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market? He was un-feta-ed of his cheese."

"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""

"Paddy wanted to buy a Labrador.. Mick said ""Fuck that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"""

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out, man."

"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."

"What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !"

"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""

"Why do Mexicans only cross the river one, or two at a time, never three? Because the sign says no TRES passing. --- edit: shit, I didnt realize this was already posted :) lol"