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Joke of the Day
"I'm Mexican and Filipino. No matter how you look at me, I'm good at cleaning."
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"Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. What a semi."
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"A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'"
"Polish math prodigy Knock knock! Who's there? Polish math prodigy with slurred speech. Polish math prodigy with slurred speech who? Toomasz Whizzski"
"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"
"Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip."
"I spilt glue on my autobiography & then accidentally sat on it. Anyway, that's my story & I'm sticking to it."