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"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"
"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?"
"Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult."
"When I see battlestar gallactica, I feel this! Cylons are bunch of mean girls."
"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."