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"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."

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"Shave legs ?? Bikini wax ?? Lose 10 lbs ?? Pluck eyebrows ?? Mani/pedi ?? Sexy panties ?? Ready for my big *date! *gynecologist"
"Whats 12 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen? The sock under my bed."
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"""I think you'll like her. She's smart, funny, and a libra"" I've never met a libra *is super disappointed when date isn't a lion zebra mix*"
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
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