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Joke of the Day

"God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10."

"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"

"If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following"

"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."

"Play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral even if you have to fight my family"

"What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5."

"I came home and noticed my dishwasher was missing So I asked my kids what happened. Apparently she left me 3 days ago."

"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."

"Wear green for St Patty's Day! You don't wanna get punched! -You mean pinched [flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier] It's pinched?"

"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"