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Joke of the Day
"Why is this wet? Just one of the fun games you get to play as a parent."
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"Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive."
"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."
"I got 45 pages into writing my autobiography before I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Smash Mouth's ""All Star"" over and over again."
"I'm putting my standards up for adoption Because I can't raise them anymore"
"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."
"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"
"This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool."
"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"
"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."