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Joke of the Day
"George Washington's underage brother got into taverns by using the dollar as a fake ID."
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"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
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"Weird, it almost feels like the drive thru workers at McDonald's are being more judgemental of my choices than I am of theirs."
"Yo mama so fat... When she poops, her shit colides with the water and creates legible gravitional waves through space and time."
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
"Why are you walking away when we're in the middle of discussing our wedding plans? Come back! At least give me your number!'"
"Henry Tudor: ""I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."" Richard III: ""Over my dead body."""
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"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."