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Joke of the Day

"What did the art major say to the law major? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."

"There are two kinds of people: Those who know how to do math in binary, and those who don't!"

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"

"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."

"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."

"You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you You wrote this reddit post"

"What do you call a carrot that repeats everything you say? WOAH! BACK UP, BACK UP. You've seen a TALKING CARROT?"

"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."