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Joke of the Day

"If Barrack Obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay."

"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."

"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""

"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"

"If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look."

"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."

"If asked at a job interview ""what's your biggest weakness"", test their tolerance for honesty by replying ""mortality"""

"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."

"If you are going to use a boat to escape make sure its in water not in water town!"

"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."