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Joke of the Day

"My mate sold me a guitar for 5... No strings attached"

"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."

"A Polish guy goes for eye test. Doctor points towards the last line on Eye Test Chart, S I S Z T R Z T O W S K I Doctor, ""Can you read that?"" Polish guy, "" Read that? I fucking know that guy!!!"""

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."

"How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over"

"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""

"So embarrassed... ...thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. But then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase"

"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."