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Joke of the Day
"Hipsters is what happens when you tell every child they're special."
Next Joke
"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."
"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."
"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."
"A prison inmate walks into a bar."
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if architects in those days had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. ""Her star sign was cancer you know"" he says. "" I guess it's ironic..."" ""That she was killed by a giant crab."""
"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""