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Joke of the Day
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask which period it came from."
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"Women are so desperate... 4 missed calls and 8 new text messages, CALM THE FUCK DOWN MOTHER!"
"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."
"Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time. The most popular woman? The one that can eat the 12th doughnut."
"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."
"[Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!"
"What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity? GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!"
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."