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Joke of the Day
"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"
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"MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad"
"I don't really like to exercise. To get my heart rate up, I hand my phone to someone else to borrow while I leave the room for 5 minutes."
"My naked wife fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?"
"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."
"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own."
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."