199718

Joke of the Day

"It may not be ""politically correct"" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators."

"Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve."

"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"

"I'm drinking some pretty average tea... It's Mediocritea."

"All I'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."

"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""

"Horses are vegans, too, yet you don't hear them yapping on and on about it do you?"

"I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him. He must be Haydn."

"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"